LAMINATED LISTS!!
What a laminated list is:
A list of the top 5 people, usually celebrities, with whom you could have sex with without repercussions, if the opportunity arose, regardless of whether you were in a relationship or not.
Dont worry ... its laminated, not set in stone. So things can always change :)
Okay ... my list, in no particular order (except Bret comes first, natch ...)
1. Bret Michaels
The finest extensions that Europe has to offer ... I wonder if the drapes match the curtains??? Do they make hair extensions for .... the nether regions?
Reguardless, Id get a boob job and hop on his tour bus annnnnnnny day.
2. Tim Tebow
Oh, haiiiiii Tim Tebow. Whats that? You'd like me to be the center to your quarterback? Meaning Ill bend over in front of you and give you what you want???
Oh sure. I can do that.
3. Taylor Lautner
Pedophila be damned. Landing something this hot is worth 5-10 and the rest of your life not being able to go within 25 yards of a school ....
4. Gerard Butler
I'd like to sit down with him and teach him why America really is the best nation in the world ....
5. Urban Myer
Yes Urban. Id do you too. Not just for the great seats (though thats a perk ....), but because no one is cuter than you when the ref makes a terrible call.
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