Also, this is a joke, so dont take it to heart ...

But 151 days with no sex can make you think funny things ...





Like in New Moon, when the shirtless "wolf pack" all appeared on the screen ...

And I turn to Krista and say ...

"Wow. Have you ever WANTED to get gang banged before?"

Please hurry home honey :)

(And fuck you guys if you cant take a joke)