PS - All I ever write about is being pregnant. I realize that. You know why? Because this little thing the size of a PIN HEAD is a parasite and takes over your mind and body.
Case in point. Id like to list the things that made me sick today.
For those of you (bitches) that have never experienced the miracle of housing life inside your body, I would imagine that hangover you get when you go out one night and drink all kinds of different alcohol and you mix it with sugary shit and you wake up the next day and everything in your body hurts and if someone says the word "gin" you have to swallow down everything that is threatening to come back up.
That kind of sick.
7 am - Wake up. Sick because I dont have anything in stomach.
7:30 am - Strawberry Jam makes me sick. Eat it anyways.
8 am - Taste of gummy prenatal vitamins make me sick.
10 am - Eat cheese. Feel sick.
1 pm - Take out sandwich. It looks a little soggy. Throw it away because it makes me sick.
3 pm - Go for coffee with co-worker. Get hot chocolate in an attempt to not mutate my baby with caffeine. Have too much sugar in hot chocolate, get sick.
4 pm - Baby wants fried chicken. Badly. Cannot think of anything else.
5 pm - Attempt to eat fried chicken. Get physically ill. Have to lay down and sleep as am so ill.
7 pm - Wake up and scream at Allen because the TV is a fraction louder than I deem acceptable.
8 pm - Wake up and apologize to Allen. Have cranberry sprite. Feel better then immediately feel sick.
8:20 pm - Crave some sort of concoction that is half water and half ice cream. Cant determine which of the two baby is preferring, sit on couch and feel sick.
I am less worried now about how the little leech is developing. I figure anything that is making me this sick must at least still be in there and thriving. We found out Thursday!